In Love With Mr Frosty

How I long to kiss you,
Touch your face

Want to be locked
In a tender embrace

Wrap my legs around you,
Get all hot and steamy!

These thoughts are so wrong, I know,
I need you to free me!

Want to romp in the moonlight,
Want to come out and play,

How I'd lick your body,
Like an ice cream sundae!

I would plant little kisses
All over your cheeks,

But I cannot, I mustn't,
Please stop this, I beseech!

You're just so darn handsome,
So cool, so refined...

But if I were to have you,
I couldn't let you inside -

For you see, it would kill you,
You'd fall to the ground!

There'd be nothing but a puddle,
My snowman lover,
My hunky, chunky, snowy white mound.