So, I went online and looked it up,
Thought I'd find out if my brain is corrupt.
Do I just hate numbers due to bad teaching?
Or am I 'dyscalculic' (that thought leaves me reeling...)
I find a couple of websites,
Read what they say on the matter,
I'm breathing faster already
- the thought of 'working' anything 'out' makes me shudder.
So I'm hoping for an online test
(there's always one of these you can do...)
But the first one I came across
Cost Β£235 smackeroos!!!
Now, I was never any good with numbers,
But I reckon that's just a bit too much.
I thought to myself
'I only want to know if
I should pursue this,
Not remortgage the house and such!'
Then another site says 'online test'
I'm thinking it looks like it's free...??
But nope, 50 quid is as good as it gets!
Sod that, I may be cr*p with numbers, but that 50 quid's staying with me!!!
So there it is, I have no idea,
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
But until my kids bring home math I can't handle,
Well, I suppose I won't care a jot!
'Cause I have words
And words are great,
They're beautiful, splendiferous and sublime,
So go away numbers, I've managed till now,
And I don't see why hating you is such a crime.
So there!!!!!! ;β’~
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