There once was a man with a erection...
Who didn't use protection.
Herpies he caught,
From the woman he sought...
Now he's a walking infection!
©Odd
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Just a some what "odd" girl, living in what feels like a glass box. Hello Opuss, the savour of my sanity. my little private world amongst a life of being watched and watching.
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😂😂 there was a similar situation that happened to this guy, he got a tattoo on his dick and then afterwards walked round with a constant erection 💙😏😄 lol
@Odd hehehe best thing I believe the words were endcripted with something cheesy like this is where the journey starts 😂😄
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