The New Emergency Services Number

@tastetherainbow

Have You Ever?

Have You Ever Walked In To A Room,Intentionally To Do/Get Something,But Then Totally Forget, Then Walk Out The Room And Remember?.

@ClaireTilley

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do. We swim swim swim" -Dory .

@Karrollee

Eating Again?!

I just want to eat, Please let me eat, I must eat, I have to eat. I don't care about my diet, Nevermind the diet, Who cares about the diet, Screw the diet.

@33lopn78

Don't you just hate it when wifi goes down!!. I feel naked without the Internet.

@33lopn78

If you sext, do you get a phoner?.

@WrightBros

No Message Intended

There was an old riddle that stated that the longest word in the English language is "smiles" simply because there is a "mile" between the first and last letter.

@marilynsmind

Blue

"If you're feeling blue try painting yourself a different colour" Hannah Cheaton.

@georgiacollard

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public!.