Cats Eat Paper

@cajunmustang808

Life of Serena Abrams

Today has GOT to be the worst day of my life. Paisley Just is the popular girl. And so far, SHE'S JUST EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF ALL WEST VALLEY HIGH. I can't believe her.

@loobustus

The lonely piazza One day their was two pieces of piazza in a box one salami, one plain. The. Plain one said " I'm just a plain piece of pizza and your so lucky your a salami piazza.

@namenick

Opusstory #6

Tim disappeared on Monday, after lunch. "Where is he now?" his mother was worried. "Turn off Wi-Fi router and he'll go out.".

@boognu

Gevangenis

Het was ochtend en met wat gehaast opstaan was het toch gelukt om te vroeg op het schoolplein aan te komen.

@coco

And He invented Man; And everything in Heaven and Earth; Except contraception, dinosaurs and gays. ~ Mark 4:13.

@taffy01

Spanish

Your sitting in spanish and the spanish teacher starts talking really fast. Then she looks at you. And your like....what?.

@arielhoneybee

International House Of Oothapam

So far, my first day of class was an eye-opener. It was disappointing that I was the only one "dressed" for the occasion. I had a classmate named Tolstoy.

@arielhoneybee

The Campus Of Blinding Lights

I thought that the anticipation for the results of our first internal exam would be palpable. I had visions of our daily routine being replaced by tense apprehension.