Windows 8

@09jnewington

Vampire Shame

I was so ashamed when I got bitten by a vampire. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror..

@09jnewington

Supermarket Theif

I like to go to supermarkets and take things out of other people's carts for the fun of it. Yesterday I took a baby..

@Noonington

Geek jokes aren't funny?

I Zn not..

@itshalixx

Two guys came into a bar, the first guy says " I'll have some H2O" the second guy says: "I'll have some H2O too" so the other guy dies....

@caitlinissocoollike

Nerd!!

Two atoms walk into on another: Atom 1- sorry. Atom 2- I think I lost an electron. Atom 1- are you sure. Atom 2- positive!.

@caitlinissocoollike

Charmander's red, Squirtle's blue. If you were a Pokémon, I'd choose you. :') .

@Isellheartattacks

24000 Years

Spending a day with you is similar to what I imagine the half life of plutonium 239 feels like..

@09jnewington

Born And Die A Gamer

When I die, I'm going to have the Tetris theme played at my funeral, just as my coffin is being lowered into the ground..