@caitlinissocoollike

Charmander's red, Squirtle's blue. If you were a Pokémon, I'd choose you. :') .

@Isellheartattacks

24000 Years

Spending a day with you is similar to what I imagine the half life of plutonium 239 feels like..

@HasShah

Space Party!

How do you organise a space party. You PLANET!.

@caitlinissocoollike

Nerd 

How many ears does Spock have. Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier. Thats all from me tonight I am off to bed :D.

@Kun

People

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't..

@dickensandchickens

A Neutron

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman how much a beer would set him back, and the barman replies, "For you, no charge"..

@caitlinissocoollike

Like if you get it.

Darth Vader’s wife is named Ella..

@caitlinissocoollike

Nerd!!

Two atoms walk into on another: Atom 1- sorry. Atom 2- I think I lost an electron. Atom 1- are you sure. Atom 2- positive!.