Like if you get it.

@dougietjs

Chemists

So a chemist walks into a bar and says "I'll have some H2O please!" he drinks this and leaves. Another guy finding this funny says i'll have some H2O too please. he drinks this and dies!.

@09jnewington

You Can't Spell

Studying without Dying.

@Jingles

Why can't david guetta go fishing. Because he's always dropping the bass. Bad joke I'm sorry.

@JulianPichelski

Windows Live Hotmail now lets you create additional e-mail 'aliases' that you can give to websites that you suspect might sell your e-mail address if you give it to them.

@zooandroo

Blood Joke

The doctors said I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.

@dougietjs

Star Wars

What do you get when you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter. Mango Fett.

@dougietjs

Sad Han

Why did Han Solo cry when he tasted his meat. It was Chewy.

@dougietjs

Bees

Whats the most dangerous type of Bee. Hepatitis B.