You Can't Spell

@JulianPichelski

Windows Live Hotmail now lets you create additional e-mail 'aliases' that you can give to websites that you suspect might sell your e-mail address if you give it to them.

@zooandroo

Blood Joke

The doctors said I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.

@dougietjs

Star Wars

What do you get when you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter. Mango Fett.

@dougietjs

Sad Han

Why did Han Solo cry when he tasted his meat. It was Chewy.

@rjkbars

Math...

I am tired of finding the square root of x. Maybe you should find the square root of easy and tell me it. Nerd: I just found the square root of x. Girl: I just found the square root of cool.

@gdodd

<3

-Knock knock -Who's there. -Doctor -Doctor who. -… hehe. Makes me laugh every time.!.

@thatgingeferret

Doctor Who Puns

Why did the Titanic sink. Because the Doctor didn't try his TARDIS to save it. What does Doctor Who have with his pizza. Dalek bread. Why is Doctor Who a regular at the dentist.

@Jingles

Why can't david guetta go fishing. Because he's always dropping the bass. Bad joke I'm sorry.