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@madnessgirl

Popularity

A geek walked up to popular girl and said: GEEK: Hi... GIRL: Eww... NERD ATTACK !!. GEEK: Errr I think I'm a geek... GIRL: I know; I'm talking about your fashion sense. GEEK: Thank you.

@Barknbite

Wouldn't It Be Great To Know Everything?

Yes... And no!.

@dougietjs

Pencil

I would tell you a joke about an unsharpened pencil, but it's pretty blunt..

@dougietjs

Organs

I would tell you a joke about my organ transplant, but I don't have the heart..

@dougietjs

Elements

All good jokes about elements argon....

@dougietjs

Negative numbers

I'll stop at nothing to avoid negative numbers.

@Noonington

I pray for world peace, the safety of kittens, and that Peter Jackson doesn't f*ck up The Hobbit..

@thatgingeferret

Doctor Who Puns

Why did the Titanic sink. Because the Doctor didn't try his TARDIS to save it. What does Doctor Who have with his pizza. Dalek bread. Why is Doctor Who a regular at the dentist.