Wouldn't It Be Great To Know Everything?

@dougietjs

Organs

I would tell you a joke about my organ transplant, but I don't have the heart..

@dougietjs

Elements

All good jokes about elements argon....

@dougietjs

Negative numbers

I'll stop at nothing to avoid negative numbers.

@Noonington

I pray for world peace, the safety of kittens, and that Peter Jackson doesn't f*ck up The Hobbit..

@zooandroo

Science Joke

How are Batman and 16 sodiums related. Nanananananana. (just to say that my friend told me this, I'm not THAT sad).

@amistillill

Mum: What goes ha ha bonk. An apple falling out of a tree. Me: Why's it laughing. Mum: Because it proved Newton's theory yet again.

@JamieGreen95

Punctuation Saves Lives

"Let's eat, Grandma!" "Let's eat Grandma!" See, punctuation saves lives!.

@dougietjs

Pencil

I would tell you a joke about an unsharpened pencil, but it's pretty blunt..