I would tell you a joke about my organ transplant, but I don't have the heart.
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I would tell you a joke about my organ transplant, but I don't have the heart.
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Nick, 15, England! Just got a diploma in jazz saxophone!!
I'll stop at nothing to avoid negative numbers.
I pray for world peace, the safety of kittens, and that Peter Jackson doesn't f*ck up The Hobbit..
How are Batman and 16 sodiums related. Nanananananana. (just to say that my friend told me this, I'm not THAT sad).
Mum: What goes ha ha bonk. An apple falling out of a tree. Me: Why's it laughing. Mum: Because it proved Newton's theory yet again.
"Let's eat, Grandma!" "Let's eat Grandma!" See, punctuation saves lives!.
Soft kitty warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Purr purr purr "Dr. Sheldon Cooper".
Are you cold. Go stand in that corner. Its 90 degrees over there..
All good jokes about elements argon....
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