How are Batman and 16 sodiums related?
Nanananananana!
(just to say that my friend told me this, I'm not THAT sad)
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Hi I'm zoe I'm a 15 year old student from London and this is mainly funny jokes that I've found or have been told. My instagram is @zooandroo. Enjoy!
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