Star Wars

@rjkbars

Math...

I am tired of finding the square root of x. Maybe you should find the square root of easy and tell me it. Nerd: I just found the square root of x. Girl: I just found the square root of cool.

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@gdodd

<3

-Knock knock -Who's there. -Doctor -Doctor who. -… hehe. Makes me laugh every time.!.

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@thatgingeferret

Doctor Who Puns

Why did the Titanic sink. Because the Doctor didn't try his TARDIS to save it. What does Doctor Who have with his pizza. Dalek bread. Why is Doctor Who a regular at the dentist.

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@madnessgirl

Popularity

A geek walked up to popular girl and said: GEEK: Hi... GIRL: Eww... NERD ATTACK !!. GEEK: Errr I think I'm a geek... GIRL: I know; I'm talking about your fashion sense. GEEK: Thank you.

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@Barknbite

Wouldn't It Be Great To Know Everything?

Yes... And no!.

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@dougietjs

Pencil

I would tell you a joke about an unsharpened pencil, but it's pretty blunt..

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@dougietjs

Organs

I would tell you a joke about my organ transplant, but I don't have the heart..

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@dougietjs

Sad Han

Why did Han Solo cry when he tasted his meat. It was Chewy.

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