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@dickensandchickens

A Neutron

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman how much a beer would set him back, and the barman replies, "For you, no charge"..

@caitlinissocoollike

Like if you get it.

Darth Vader’s wife is named Ella..

@dougietjs

Bees

Whats the most dangerous type of Bee. Hepatitis B.

@dougietjs

Chemists

So a chemist walks into a bar and says "I'll have some H2O please!" he drinks this and leaves. Another guy finding this funny says i'll have some H2O too please. he drinks this and dies!.

@09jnewington

You Can't Spell

Studying without Dying.

@Jingles

Why can't david guetta go fishing. Because he's always dropping the bass. Bad joke I'm sorry.

@JulianPichelski

Windows Live Hotmail now lets you create additional e-mail 'aliases' that you can give to websites that you suspect might sell your e-mail address if you give it to them.

@Kun

People

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't..