Nonsense

@supbruh

My idol = Homer Simpson . . . . Oh yeah, and Einstein, Neil Armstrong, Shakespeare and Van Gogh..

@Mad4books

Sarcasm

heard the pixies at the bottom of her garden making plans to take over the world. Don't worry though, me and the giraffe are going to stop them.

@Mad4books

Bald

Attention all bald people : Never wear polo neck jumpers unless you are happy to look like a roll-on deodorant..

@beautifulsophie

This One Will Stink You Out

What did the burp say to the other burp. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the other end Pe you !!!!.

@beautifulsophie

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock Who's there. Boo Boo who. Don't cry, it's only a joke :) knock Knock who's there. Cows go Coed go who. No they don't they go moo.

@matilda

Why Do Mice Need Oil?

Because they squeak!!.

@XxFaithxX

Listen To Your Elders!

Mum: put your coat on dear, it's freezing outside. Me: no, I'm fine. 10 minutes later; Me: s*** I'm cold!.

@StoryTeller

The Frog

Once there was a frog called Joe, He rested on a fat man's toe. He ran away, And today, Where he is nobody knows!.