Why Do Mice Need Oil?

@XxFaithxX

Definitely!

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

@kirstilol123

Baby

Baby's only cry when ugly people hold then lmfao!!k.

@bobhead97

Ginger Joke

Why did the ginger kid cross the road. He didn't. He stayed in the middle to commit suicide ;).

@peace123

Doc Shaw

How do you make a tissue dance. Put a little bogie in it.

@Jatt

You're 14 and quitting smoking. How inspiring..

@Noogie77

Knock Knock

Knock, knock Who's there I don't know I don't knock who I just told you I don't know a joke.

@Jingles

Are We There Yet?

Kids: are we at home yet. Dad: no Kids: are we at home yet. dad: NO. Kids: are we at home yet. Dad: if you two ask one more time I'm turning this car around. Kids: are we at home yet.

@XxFaithxX

Listen To Your Elders!

Mum: put your coat on dear, it's freezing outside. Me: no, I'm fine. 10 minutes later; Me: s*** I'm cold!.