Filthy but Funny

I read this poem for the first time this morning and I nearly laughed my pollocks off. It's the first poem of 23 in the book "Filthy but Funny" by Lesley Michaels.
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Small, Medium and Large

It would be best if condoms
Came in medium, large and small,
Instead of having just one size
That claims to be for all.
The trouble is with this of course,
Men being what they are,
Would not admit to being small,
Or slightly under par.
They'd all be buying extra large
Coz they would not admit
That actually the extra small
would be a better fit.
Us ladies say it all the time,
We try to make it clear
That size is not important
But the men don't seem to hear.
A good imagination
And a steamy licky tongue
Is really more exciting
Than the need to be well hung.