Risk eternity in Hell!
Evangelists frequently yell
Let The Lord show you the way!
I can help if you can pay!
God bothering is my profession
It's double time for your confession!
Oh, praise The Lord! Eternal joy!
Now where'd I put that altar boy?
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@Rawren Thanks for your lovely comments and reposts on this and other posts - I don't get much time on here and find it difficult to keep up but every comment is really appreciated so thank you so much again! ππππ
@leelee101 Cheers Lee - I know what I'd like to nail ( as in crucify) when I think of the last line...evil bastards! π
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