A Dog

@Seamonster

"We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters" - Founder's Fund.

@TheViolator

Traffic Warden's fun eralþ

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’sfuneral, a voice from inside screams“I’m not dead, I’m not dead.

@TheViolator

New Girlfriend

I went down to see old Slipalong Trevascus the other day and told im that I thought me new bird might be the one for me but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a french maid's...

@ta_alsbbai

‏من جهاز الـ iPhone الخاص بي.

@ruipacheco

Hello

Raul Pacheco G.G. El Portal Guanaco Enviado desde mi iPad.

@2dogs2good

Chaps

Chaps R Good, Chaps R sweet, Chaps R always keen 4 love + meat. Chaps R loyal + oh so true, Chaps will never lie 2 U. 2Dogs.

@sb2uk

A Piece of Our Future

Hi Folks, We've recently listed on seedrs.com, a crowd sourced site that allows you to invest in startups.

@TheViolator

My wife

Went home last night and my wife suggested I geta penis enlarger. I am meeting a blonde 21 year old nymph tonight..