What I Wanted To Be When I Was Small (In That Order)

I am a secret agent,
The best at what I do,
So dont even try to break the law,
Incase I target you!

I am a football player,
I am extremely rich,
I run around screaming loud,
At home and on the pitch!

I am a famous popstar,
The best singer in history,
Ive got tonnes of money, its really funny,
My voice is done electronically!

I am chocolate taster,
I eat, Cadbury's and Twix,
But everyone get out my way,
I think Im gonna be sick!

I am a zookeeper,
I care for elephants and kangaroos,
Its lots of fun, for everyone,
Except the shovelling poo!

I am a great explorer,
I found a country all by myself,
But watch out, for the people about,
Cause they'll put your head upon a shelf!

I am an astronaut,
Im exploring outerspace,
Dont go to the sun, cause it wont be fun,
It might even burn off my face!

I am a jedi master,
Kepping the sith at bay,
They tried to fight, but lost their life,
Cause they were all in my way!

I am a happy person,
Doing what I like,
I am me, because you see,
I really like to write!