@therapper3lm0

Chef Boy R Dee

So I'm eating ravioli when all of a sudden I'm chewing on a rubber band. I suddenly begin gagging and singing "chef boy r dee, almost killed me".

@Fluffy2000

Favourite Food?

What your favourite food?.

@magicmilkshake

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Strange new bio......... Phahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahashahahahahahahahahahahaha..... Sorry I laughed....

@blindsilence

Good Cod Almighty

I used to work in a fish shop. I killed a man with the salt shaker and a fried cod last month. I was lucky though, I was only charged with assault and battery..

@RobbieMcKane

Mmmmmm

I love da chips. Made from my brains..

@Diddle

Hungry

What's worse than being hungry?... Being so hungry you can't even get some food. The story of my mornings..

@czo

Why are bran flakes called bran flakes. 'cause they're bran..

@magicmilkshake

?McCoys?

Why does McCoys have man crisps written on the back?.