How To Make A Model

First take a beautiful girl and tell her she is ugly
Then tell her she must lose weight, make her insecure
After this you are ready for a photo-shoot
To get the best results make sure to give, wine,champaign and even liquor

Make art of her face
Distort the way light hits
Darken the eyes
Redden and fatten the lips

Comb, wet, dry an colour her hair several times
Have a fan blowing for radical effect
Put so much eyeshadow, that she bacons blind
Then give he face another coat of colour

Now she is beautiful
But we aren't done yet

Airbrush those blemishes out
Enlarge those eyes out of proportion
Increase the width of her lips
Curve the shoulders, thin the neck and lengthen

Change the tone of her skin
Copy and paste a pair of diamond earrings

And to think we discredited nature
And to think this is what we see as "perfect"
To think this is the sort of thing that young girls and boys are indoctrinated
with
To think someone could make money of our insecurities
And we would agree with them

What the glutinous Maximus is beauty in this day