My boyfriend gave me a apple , my boyfriend gave me a pear, my boyfriend gave me a kiss on the cheek and threw me down the stairs..
I gave him back his apple I gave him back his pear I gave him back his kiss on the cheek and threw him down the stairs. I threw him over London, I threw him over France , I threw him over the USA and saw his under pants. He took me to the sweet shop to buy some bubble gum and when he wasn't looking I stuck it up his bum !
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