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Q: Why are elephants feet shaped that way. A: To fit on lily pads..

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say. Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!.

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Why was the man sued by his horse. For palomino-money!.

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur. Sir Lunchalot..

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Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color. Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure..

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua. Shorts!.

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat. 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!.

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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur. A: Tyrannosaurus Flex..