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Why do bees hum. Because they've forgotten the words!.

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How does a cow do math. With a cowculator!.

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly. Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins..

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What's a mouse's least favorite record. What's up Pussycat!.

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I was in the zoo last week. Really. Which cage were you in?.

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What kind of ant is good at maths. An accountant!.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk. A bird that stinks to high heaven..

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat. 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!.