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What's a mouse's least favorite record. What's up Pussycat!.

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I was in the zoo last week. Really. Which cage were you in?.

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What kind of ant is good at maths. An accountant!.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk. A bird that stinks to high heaven..

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole. Cold cream!.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors. Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!.

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What is a worm's favourite band. Mud!.

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly. Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins..