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Why does a chicken coop have two doors. Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!.

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What is a worm's favourite band. Mud!.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep. A stripey sweater!.

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What is the definition of "derange". De place where de cowboys ride!.

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive. Hop rods..

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When is a pig an ecologist. When he recycles garbage into ham..

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What's green green green green green. A frog rolling down a hill.

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole. Cold cream!.