@gimleteyes

Best Dancer?

-You know the best dancer in the djungle. -No. -Orangutango.

@andii

Taico.

@mephisto74

Did You Know?

Owls do not make love in the rain as it's too wet to woo..

@CleanUniform

Bears

What do you call a bear with no teeth. ..... A GUMMY BEAR!.

@kevinelliott

How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck

Precisely 32 cords of wood..

@scotankhamen

Worst Zoo

I went to the worst zoo in the world the other day; it only had one dog in it. It was a shih-tzu..

@Jesusfreak7

Cows

It's sad when you have to call the cops because someone's cows got loose and are on your property..

@jordanlys

Dolphins

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them a fish?.