How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck

@sargossa

Unfamiliar Cat

So i was lying on the bed. as per usual minding my own buisness when i see the inside ofmy wardrobe has an unfamiliar cat in it. Climbing my clothes.

@hdykey

Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye. Doyouthinkhesaurs Why did the cow crossed the road. Cause he was hancuffed to the chicken.

@holcombee

Where do you find a dog with one leg. Where you left it.

@crnorth

Under Da Sea

Why did the lobster blush???. Because the sea weeeeeeed!!.

@Martha

Joke

What do cows eat for breakfast. A: moosli.

@harrypotter

How Do You Catch A Rabbit?

Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises!.

@joey2000x

Pandas!

Philosophical q and a of the day - Q. Why are pandas black and white. A.They were all white until a whole clan (?) was inbolved in a freak accident involving a biro factory..

@phrygian100

The Pet Shop

A little girl walked into a pet shop one afternoon and proceeded to stare at the rabbit enclosure.