Why did the lobster blush????
Because the sea weeeeeeed!!
Why did the lobster blush????
Because the sea weeeeeeed!!
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Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises!.
Philosophical q and a of the day - Q. Why are pandas black and white. A.They were all white until a whole clan (?) was inbolved in a freak accident involving a biro factory..
I'm like a chameleon, I can't change .. Always a liazrd.
I reject the phrase crazy cat lady and prefer devoted feline groupie!.
A man walks in to a bar with a giraffe. He orders one pint for himself and ten for the giraffe. The giraffe downs his pints really quickly and passes out.
A squirrel walks into a bar. What's it say. Nothing. It's a squirrel..
A motorway walks into a bar and orders a drink. It is talking to the barman when a tiny strip of tarmac walks into the bar and starts growling. The motorway hides in a corner.
What do cows eat for breakfast. A: moosli.
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