Under Da Sea

@harrypotter

How Do You Catch A Rabbit?

Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises!.

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@joey2000x

Pandas!

Philosophical q and a of the day - Q. Why are pandas black and white. A.They were all white until a whole clan (?) was inbolved in a freak accident involving a biro factory..

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@jeevuswalks

Can't Change

I'm like a chameleon, I can't change .. Always a liazrd.

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@evilcaz

Crazy?

I reject the phrase crazy cat lady and prefer devoted feline groupie!.

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@wolflore

...walks In To A Bar

A man walks in to a bar with a giraffe. He orders one pint for himself and ten for the giraffe. The giraffe downs his pints really quickly and passes out.

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@overskill

Squirrel In A Bar

A squirrel walks into a bar. What's it say. Nothing. It's a squirrel..

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@overskill

Motorway In A Bar

A motorway walks into a bar and orders a drink. It is talking to the barman when a tiny strip of tarmac walks into the bar and starts growling. The motorway hides in a corner.

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@Martha

Joke

What do cows eat for breakfast. A: moosli.

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