Jokes

@crnorth

Under Da Sea

Why did the lobster blush???. Because the sea weeeeeeed!!.

@Martha

Joke

What do cows eat for breakfast. A: moosli.

@harrypotter

How Do You Catch A Rabbit?

Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises!.

@joey2000x

Pandas!

Philosophical q and a of the day - Q. Why are pandas black and white. A.They were all white until a whole clan (?) was inbolved in a freak accident involving a biro factory..

@jeevuswalks

Can't Change

I'm like a chameleon, I can't change .. Always a liazrd.

@evilcaz

Crazy?

I reject the phrase crazy cat lady and prefer devoted feline groupie!.

@wolflore

...walks In To A Bar

A man walks in to a bar with a giraffe. He orders one pint for himself and ten for the giraffe. The giraffe downs his pints really quickly and passes out.

@holcombee

Where do you find a dog with one leg. Where you left it.