A little girl walked into a pet shop one afternoon and proceeded to stare at the rabbit enclosure.
A store clerk walked up to the little girl and asked "will you be buying a bunny today?"
"yes" she replied.
"A brown bunny. White bunny or the one with the fluffy ears?"
" ... I don't give a fuck
it's for my python"
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Aspiring indie games designer. Amoung other things that don't come to mind at the moment
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