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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals. A guard dog!.

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake. You can make a pet out of a snake!.

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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class ip. - A: To a mewseum..

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Are shellfish warm. No they're clammy!.

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Q: Why do elephants lay on their backs. A: To trip low flying canaries..

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Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper. A. "Rough rough"..

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight. Sir Loin!.

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What dog wears contact lenses. A cock-eyed spaniel!.