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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what. Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros. A: Elephino..

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What happened to the frog when he parked illegally He got toad away..

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Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head. A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!.

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs. Because they are always earwigging their conversations!.

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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire. A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog..

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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas. A red jellyfish..