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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire. A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog..

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The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure. In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!.

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Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly. Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin..

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Is there a mouse in the house. No, but there's a moose on the loose!.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road. A: To get to the Shell station!.

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs. Because they are always earwigging their conversations!.