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Where do frogs keep their treasure. In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!.

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Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly. Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin..

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Is there a mouse in the house. No, but there's a moose on the loose!.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road. A: To get to the Shell station!.

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Pa's being chased by a bull. Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it. Get me some film for my camera!.

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What are the cleverest bees. Spelling bees!.

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How do you start a teddy bear race. Ready, teddy, go!.

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