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Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business. A: Try Sara's Tops.

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What dog wears contact lenses. A cock-eyed spaniel!.

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals. A guard dog!.

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake. You can make a pet out of a snake!.

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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class ip. - A: To a mewseum..

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Are shellfish warm. No they're clammy!.

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Q: Why do elephants lay on their backs. A: To trip low flying canaries..

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon. Melon-collie!.