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What's green green green green green. A frog rolling down a hill.

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How do bulls drive their cars. They steer them!.

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One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.

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What goes zzub, zzub. A bee flying backwards!.

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Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage. A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time. Don't asp me!.

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What do cat actors say on stage. Tabby or not tabby!.

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When is a pig an ecologist. When he recycles garbage into ham..