Morning

@ScottySauce

Lohan Playboy Sales

Playboy announced that their Lindsay Lohan sales are amazing. So was drug dealers when she started using but you don't see them boasting..

@sebastianrobles23

Hola jeje..

@ScottySauce

Santa's Hungry!

Milk and cookies. No, no, no. You've got it all wrong, kids. What Santa really likes is beer and nachos. Trust me....

@thedoublebarrel

I love the Lord.

@johndoewho

寫點什麼好呢？.

@myeternalbeloved

Frustrations Of A Mother And Wife

I think this family needs reprogramming x.

@dangarooo

Ermm.

I'm kind of guessing this is twitter. Without the restriction on letters. Hmmmmmm.

@bobx0055

Noob

Oh fuck. I know how to tweet, but this?.