Parody

This was originally written five month ago, but reposted today because... why not, given the circumstances. Just call me psychic. ;)

Please repost my Opuss
'Cause I am insecure at best.
I want to move up the rankings
And prove I have some friends

I don't have anything interesting to say
So repost if you like dogs
Repost if you have chicken pox
And call the French "the frogs"

My rank is twenty two now.
But I am only sweet fifteen
Why so negative on my posts?
Don't you know I am the Opuss queen?

So repost if you like this Opuss.
And follow me, I'll follow back too.
I'll follow you back I promise.
No wait, I am off to school.