The winners in no particular order is.....
Carrots do not grow on trees.
Germany is not called Germany in German.
Vampires are cool because they are. No arguments accepted. They are the bestest ever.
Werewolves are cool because they are. No arguments accepted.
They are the bestest ever.
What do you mean 'there are other films to watch' ... do you mean Harry Potter?".
'Ima' is the correct way to start a sentence whenever you are going to describe an action you are to carry out. It is no way annoying at all.
I will put the letter i in front of words where it does not belong, for example iHave nothing better to do. Yes, iWent to school.
TeamJacobDude fan is a great friend, he writes the best posts ever. You should really read his short story. Its called 'I love Vampires and romance stories and this may have Werewolves in it who are pregnant with fairies'
It's currently up to Chapter 804 but you should definitely start off on Chapter 1. Read his other Opusses too.
He is so real and is not my secret extra account I set up to make my other self look cool.
The fact I have written this same post 4 times already today is in no way suspicious.
Dear Sir.
My name is Akambe El Ngombu and I is a Africa prince in needs of you help. If you could kindly give me your bank details I will wire you money.
Deep, deep shredded wheat and I need something to rhyme
I pulled my groin looking for some coin and I left the couch just in time. WTF?.
I am thinking about writing a story. I don't have any ideas for it. Could you please post in my comments a rough synopsis. Also can you give me a setting and a list of characters. Also could you write the thing for me and iWill post it sometimes tomorrow. iCan tag you in it when it is ready if you want.
I have posted full on classic (Public Domain) literature which has been ignored in favour of some random bollox I made up while I was bored.
Opuss is BRILLIANT.
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