Morning

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Wake up.
Yawn.
Time?
9.
Go back to sleep.
Wake up.
Yawn.
Time?
9:50.
Lie in bed.
Get up.
Throw on dressing gown
Go downstairs
Collapse on sofa
Turn on telly
White and grey stuff.
...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghh!!!!!
Nooooooooo!!!!!
Whyyy?!?!?
Sob quietly for 5 minutes
Dash upstairs
Grab iPod
Unlock iPod
Open Opuss
Relax
Write morning Opuss

#comedy

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