@AubreyMo Worrying Is Stupid Worrying is like walking around with an umbrella on your hand waiting for it to rain. --Wiz Kalifa. 18 words
@beeglebuzz That's Not Offensive... Some guy in our class said this (actually he shouted it, attracting a few teachers): "I'm not a homophobe, you dirty faggot!" Not offensive in the slightest.... 27 words
@RemusLupin How Drunk Were You? -You took your sock off, gave it to a short guy, and said "here Dobby you're free". -You congratulated a potato on his part in Toy Story. -You were in my fireplace yelling "DIAGON ALLEY!". 58 words
@33Guetta78 "OMG I love One Direction!" Jeff, eat a snickers. You're gay when you're hungry.. 14 words
@beeglebuzz I Love Sainsburys... Stephen Fry quote: "I love Sainsbury's. Keeps the scum out of Waitrose!". 12 words
@kaycee I once wrote a really witty, insightful and inspiring bio! This is not it... this is just a tribute! View Profile
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