The First Thing To Write....

@rjkbars

There once was a girl named paige. Who dreamed of being onstage. But when she looked at the script. Her part had been stripped. And her lines now filled less than a page..

@rjkbars

A flea and a fly in a flue (chimney). Were caught so what could they do. Let us flea said the Fly. Said the Flea let us fly. So they flew through a flaw in the flue (chimney)..

@diablos4

Man From Peru

I've heard of a man from Peru Whose limericks end on line two.

@diablos4

College Professor

There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor..

@puffy1980

Problem Jane

Dirty Rhyme DON'T READ IF EASILY OFFENDED. Jane had a problem down below, Her pussy lips hung way to low. Her doctor was dishy, He said "your fishy". He told her her lips had to go!.

@diablos4

Saint

There once was an artist named Saint, Who swallowed some samples of paint. All shades of the spectrum Flowed out of his rectum With a colourful lack of restraint.

@diablos4

Stew

A coven of witches in Crewe Makes a very fine Anglican stew: Boil 'em up, let 'em thicken And they taste just like Wiccan, But you get them in bulk, by the pew!.

@rjkbars

There once was a guy who was tall. Then he had a great fall. He slept through the night. Is not alright. That's why he bought a pet ball..