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Man From Peru

I've heard of a man from Peru Whose limericks end on line two.

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College Professor

There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor..

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FaceBook

When you fail to get much approbation Or even a “friend confirmation,” In the absence of flatterers Or even of chatterers, What's left then besides hibernation.

@puffy1980

Problem Jane

Dirty Rhyme DON'T READ IF EASILY OFFENDED. Jane had a problem down below, Her pussy lips hung way to low. Her doctor was dishy, He said "your fishy". He told her her lips had to go!.

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Saint

There once was an artist named Saint, Who swallowed some samples of paint. All shades of the spectrum Flowed out of his rectum With a colourful lack of restraint.

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Stew

A coven of witches in Crewe Makes a very fine Anglican stew: Boil 'em up, let 'em thicken And they taste just like Wiccan, But you get them in bulk, by the pew!.

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Sex Education

As for sex education, it’s wondered If our school system’s totally blundered, For the textbooks these days Just teach two or three ways-- And Norwegians learn more than five hundred..

@rjkbars

A flea and a fly in a flue (chimney). Were caught so what could they do. Let us flea said the Fly. Said the Flea let us fly. So they flew through a flaw in the flue (chimney)..