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Liked to argue 'bout things that were petty
She'd scream and she'd shout
You couldn't figure her out
Her sharp debate skills always ready.

There once was a lad named Flynn
Who unfailingly liked to win
He proved to be heady
When he met young Betty
His persistent shrieks did her in.

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The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark places. But still there is much that is fair. ~Tolkien

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Haha like it. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜˜

@eddie12309 Sorry I forgot to tag you! I meant to come back on and do that. But anyways thank you!! โค๐Ÿ˜Š

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