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LSD Dave

There once was a man named Dave, who decided to go to a rave.

Whilst dressed in a suit, he danced with a flute and chirped like a bird in a craze!

At 10:43, He took LSD and went for a wee, and hasn't been seen in ten days!

Where's Dave??

tubbritt2012

@tubbritt2012

A refuse collector with my eyes and ears on the world. I experiences some crazy things in my job, it's a real world learning curve :)

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Comments & Feedback (4)

😂😂😂

Wow... 😫

For some reason my mind connected this to Dave Gahan 😝 Awesome poem👍

Thanks :)

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