There once was a man named Dave, who decided to go to a rave.
Whilst dressed in a suit, he danced with a flute and chirped like a bird in a craze!
At 10:43, He took LSD and went for a wee, and hasn't been seen in ten days!
Where's Dave??
There once was a man named Dave, who decided to go to a rave.
Whilst dressed in a suit, he danced with a flute and chirped like a bird in a craze!
At 10:43, He took LSD and went for a wee, and hasn't been seen in ten days!
Where's Dave??
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