KEEP CALM<3!

@dougietjs

Science Teacher

My science teacher threw sodium at me That's a salt.

@bambang

ada ngga ya

jikalau ada alat untuk menghitung beban pikiran manusia mungkin saya akan membelinya. jikalau ada tempat buat nyimpen beban kehidupan mungkin juga saya akan membelinya. jadi ada ngga ya.

@Gabby

The past, present and future walked into a bar - it was tense..

@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #16

Friend: You want to hear a funny joke about the elements of the periodic table. Me: Oh please, all the good ones Argon!.

@Noonington

I'm still not sure; how to use semi-colons..

@fooloo0

Holmium

Today in chemistry class my friend was talking to a jerk. The jerk was talking about his girlfriend and was saying that my friends didn't have one. Then I said out loud to the class...

@peace123

Whats a polygon. A dead parrot.

@ANRS14

I find people sophisticated when they say thirty-five hundred (EX.) instead of three thousand, five hundred..