Oh hello small child. Aww you're adorable aren't you? All cosy in your pram. You've got a great view of the world from down there. Here, show me a smile!...not gonna smile at me? sniff okay then. I'll give you some space.
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Why are you banging the wall with your cute little shoes? Oh you wanted my attention. Well you have it. Your cheeks are so cute, I just wanna eat you right up! Are you gonna smile for me? No..? Well I'll go back to my text then.
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Still banging on that wall eh? See I'm looking at you, it's just me and you in this gaze. Come on, I'm giving you my best smile.
WAAAAHHHHH!!
dirty look from mother
Hey your child came on to me! Leading me on with glances and boots...
Bastard.
(I love kids, honestly!)
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